• Black Brachistochrone physics hoodie, pixel-art brachistochrone cycloid design, worn by a model, front close-up
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Brachistochrone HoodieSTRAIGHT IS NOT THE FASTEST | Pixelated PhysicsHoodie

Brachistochrone Hoodie – STRAIGHT IS NOT THE FASTEST | Pixelated Physics

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Size & fitS–5XL

Unisex Heavy Blend hoodie (Gildan 18500), classic fit.

SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

Measurements in inches. Width and length ±1 in, sleeve (from center back) ±0.75 in.

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The physics

Which track gets a bead from one point down to another in the least time, with only gravity pulling it and no friction?

Not the straight line. The fastest track is a cycloid, the curve traced by a point on a rolling wheel: x = R(θ − sin θ), y = R(1 − cos θ). It drops steeply first, so the bead picks up speed early, and that speed pays for the longer path.

For a bead released from rest the rolling angle grows evenly in time, θ = t√(g/R), so it reaches the bottom after T = π√(R/g). The straight line between the same two points takes √(π² + 4)·√(R/g), about 19 % longer.

On the front, the amber beads on the curve and the cream beads on the straight line are drawn at the same six instants. When the curve bead arrives, the straight-line bead has covered π²/(π² + 4), about 71 %, of its track.

Johann Bernoulli posed the problem in 1696. Newton, Leibniz, Jakob Bernoulli and others all solved it.

Equations

\[x = R(\theta - \sin\theta),\qquad y = R(1 - \cos\theta)\]
\[\theta = t\sqrt{g/R}\]
\[T_{\text{cycloid}} = \pi\sqrt{R/g},\qquad T_{\text{straight}} = \sqrt{\pi^2+4}\,\sqrt{R/g}\]
SymbolMeaningUnit
\(x\) horizontal distance from the start \(\mathrm{m}\)
\(y\) depth below the start \(\mathrm{m}\)
\(R\) radius of the rolling circle that draws the cycloid \(\mathrm{m}\)
\(\theta\) rolling angle of that circle \(\mathrm{rad}\)
\(t\) time since release from rest \(\mathrm{s}\)
\(g\) gravitational acceleration \(\mathrm{m/s^2}\)
\(T\) time to reach the bottom point \(\mathrm{s}\)

Sources

  1. Johann Bernoulli (1696) Problema novum ad cujus solutionem Mathematici invitantur, Acta Eruditorum, June 1696, 269
  2. Goldstein, Poole & Safko, Classical Mechanics, 3rd ed., Sec. 2.2 (the brachistochrone problem)
  3. Weisstein, Brachistochrone Problem, MathWorld
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