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Spaghetta

Spaghettification Physics

\[\Delta a \approx \frac{2GML}{r^{3}}\]
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Meet Spaghetta. Gravity pulls your feet harder than your head. Near a small black hole that difference tears you apart before you reach the horizon; at the giant one in our galaxy's centre you would cross without feeling it. On the mug: Δa ≈ 2GML/r³. Pixel-art full-wrap black ceramic mug in 11 or 15 oz; equation, symbols and sources in the physics panel below.

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Size & material11oz · 15oz

Black glossy ceramic mug with a C-handle. Lead- and BPA-free.

  • 11oz: 0.33 l
  • 15oz: 0.44 l
CareDishwasher & microwave safe

Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Microwave safe.

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The physics

Tidal stretch Δa ≈ 2GML/r³ is strongest near small black holes. At the horizon of a 10-solar-mass hole a 2 m person feels about 2×10⁷ g; at Sgr A* only about 10⁻⁴ g.

Spaghetta stretches anything that falls toward a black hole, feet first.

Gravity weakens with distance, so it pulls your feet, nearer the black hole, harder than your head. For a body of length L at distance r from a mass M, the difference is Δa ≈ 2GML/r³, the formula on this mug. It grows as 1/r³, far faster than gravity itself.

The horizon of a black hole sits at the Schwarzschild radius r_s = 2GM/c², found by Karl Schwarzschild in 1916. Put r = r_s and the stretch at the horizon becomes c⁶L/(4G²M²): the bigger the black hole, the gentler its horizon. Small black holes are worse.

A worked number, for a person 2 m tall: at the horizon of a 10-solar-mass black hole the stretch is about 2×10⁸ m/s², twenty million g, and you are torn apart long before you reach it. At Sagittarius A*, the 4.3-million-solar-mass black hole at our galaxy's centre, it is about 10⁻³ m/s², a ten-thousandth of g. You would cross without feeling it.

“Little black holes are rude,” says Spaghetta. “The big ones let you in before they say hello.”

Equations

\[\Delta a \approx \frac{2GML}{r^{3}}\]
\[r_s = \frac{2GM}{c^{2}} \;\Rightarrow\; \Delta a(r_s) = \frac{c^{6}L}{4G^{2}M^{2}}\]
Symbols
SymbolMeaningUnit
\(\Delta a\) difference in gravitational acceleration between the two ends (tidal stretch) \(\mathrm{m/s²}\)
\(G\) Newtonian constant of gravitation \(\mathrm{m³·kg⁻¹·s⁻²}\)
\(M\) black hole mass \(\mathrm{kg}\)
\(L\) length of the falling body \(\mathrm{m}\)
\(r\) distance from the centre of the black hole \(\mathrm{m}\)
\(r_s\) Schwarzschild radius \(\mathrm{m}\)
\(c\) speed of light in vacuum \(\mathrm{m/s}\)

Source Schwarzschild, K. (1916). Über das Gravitationsfeld eines Massenpunktes nach der Einsteinschen Theorie. Sitzungsberichte der Königlich Preußischen Akademie der Wissenschaften, 189–196. English translation:arxiv.org/abs/physics/9905030 (opens in a new tab)