Nocturna
Olbers' Paradox Physics
Size guide S–5XL · inches
Nocturna wraps herself in the night sky and asks the oldest question in astronomy: why is it dark?
The Physics
If the universe were infinite, eternal and evenly filled with stars, every line of sight would end on a star and the night sky would blaze. A thin shell of radius r holds a number of stars growing as r², while each star's light falls as 1/r², so every shell adds the same brightness. The way out: the universe has a finite age, t₀ ≈ 13.8 billion years, so light from beyond a certain distance has not reached us, and redshift dims what does arrive.
stars in shell ∝ r² dr, light per star ∝ 1/r² ⇒ each shell adds equal flux
- r: distance to the shell (m)
- dr: shell thickness (m)
- t₀: age of the universe, ≈ 13.8 billion years (≈ 4.35 × 10¹⁷ s)
Heinrich Olbers stated it in 1823 and proposed interstellar dust as the answer, which fails; Edgar Allan Poe guessed the real answer in Eureka (1848). Halley and de Chéseaux had raised the puzzle earlier.
Honest caveat: Dust does not work: over time it would heat up and glow.
On the shirt
Front: Nocturna, the pixel-art character, with the title. Back: the shell argument, why dust fails, the finite-age answer and the Poe, Halley and de Chéseaux history. Printed on a unisex tee.
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Details
Size & fitS–5XL
Unisex heavy cotton (Gildan 5000), classic fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.1 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.4 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.7 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
For scale: size M is 20 in (50.80 cm) wide, about 3.143 × 1034 Planck lengths (lP = 1.616255 × 10−35 m). A tape measure is quicker.
Measurements in inches, ±1.5 in tolerance.
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