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Flagella

The Corkscrew Escape Physics

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Flagella swims where water feels like honey, and she gets there with a corkscrew.

The Physics

For a bacterium, viscosity wins completely: the Reynolds number is about 10⁻⁵, against about 10⁴ for a human swimmer. Purcell's scallop theorem says that a stroke that looks the same run backwards gets you nowhere. A rotating helix breaks that symmetry, because turning a corkscrew is linked to pushing it.

F = A v + B Ω, N = B v + D Ω

  • F: thrust force (N)
  • N: torque (N·m)
  • v: swimming speed (m/s)
  • Ω: rotation rate (rad/s)
  • A, B, D: drag coefficients set by the helix shape and viscosity

E. M. Purcell set out the scallop theorem in 1977 (Am. J. Phys.); Berg and Anderson showed bacteria swim by rotating their flagellar bundles (Nature, 1973).

On the shirt

Front: Flagella, the pixel-art character, with the title. Back: Purcell's propulsion matrix, the Reynolds numbers, the scallop theorem and the 1973 and 1977 sources. Printed on a unisex tee.

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Size & fitS–5XL

Unisex heavy cotton (Gildan 5000), classic fit.

Unisex tee size chart, inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S182815.1
M202916.5
L223018
XL243119.5
2XL263221
3XL283322.4
4XL303423.7
5XL323525

For scale: size M is 20 in (50.80 cm) wide, about 3.143 × 1034 Planck lengths (lP = 1.616255 × 10−35 m). A tape measure is quicker.

Measurements in inches, ±1.5 in tolerance.

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