Quantum Oscillator Hoodie
NEVER QUITE STILL | Pixelated Physics
Size guide S–5XL · inches
Put a quantum particle in a parabolic well, a mass on an ideal spring, and it can only have certain energies. The first six states of the quantum harmonic oscillator, |ψₙ|² drawn on their levels E = (n + ½)ħω. The lowest is not zero. Pixel-art unisex hoodie in black; equation, symbols and sources in the physics panel below.
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Size & fitS–5XL
Unisex Heavy Blend hoodie (Gildan 18500), classic fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Measurements in inches. Width and length ±1 in, sleeve (from center back) ±0.75 in.
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The physics
A quantum spring can only hold energy in equal steps of ħω, and its lowest level still carries half a step. That zero-point energy means the oscillator is never perfectly still, and each level has its own Hermite-function wave shape.
Equations
| Symbol | Meaning | Unit |
|---|---|---|
| \(\hat H\) | Hamiltonian, the energy operator | \(\mathrm{J}\) |
| \(\hat p, \hat x\) | momentum and position operators | \(\mathrm{kg·m/s, m}\) |
| \(m\) | particle mass | \(\mathrm{kg}\) |
| \(\omega\) | angular frequency of the oscillator | \(\mathrm{rad/s}\) |
| \(E_n\) | energy of level n | \(\mathrm{J}\) |
| \(\hbar\) | reduced Planck constant | \(\mathrm{J·s}\) |
| \(H_n\) | Hermite polynomial of degree n | \(\mathrm{1}\) |
| \(\xi\) | dimensionless position | \(\mathrm{1}\) |
Sources
- Heisenberg (1925) Über quantentheoretische Umdeutung kinematischer und mechanischer Beziehungen, Z. Phys. 33, 879 (opens in a new tab)
- Schrödinger (1926) Quantisierung als Eigenwertproblem (Zweite Mitteilung), Ann. Phys. 79, 489
- Griffiths, Introduction to Quantum Mechanics, Sec. 2.3
Source Heisenberg, W. (1925). Über quantentheoretische Umdeutung kinematischer und mechanischer Beziehungen. Zeitschrift für Physik 33, 879–893.doi.org/10.1007/BF01328377 (opens in a new tab)