• Pixel-art Flickermoth, the Pink-Noise Moth Queen, on a black mug with the slogan "AVERAGING LONGER. REGRETTING LONGER."

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Flickermoth, the Pink-Noise Moth Queen Mug

\[S(f) \propto \frac{1}{f^{\alpha}}, \qquad \alpha \approx 1\]
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Flicker (1/f) noise: spectral density S(f) ∝ 1/fα with α ≈ 1. When the fluctuating quantity is fractional frequency y (flicker FM, Sy(f) ∝ 1/f), the Allan deviation stops falling and flattens into a floor, σy(τ) = const, so averaging longer stops helping; for white FM it falls as τ−1/2.

The joke: With white noise σ falls as 1/√τ; with 1/f it plateaus, so the extra 6 hours of averaging bought nothing. The slogan on the mug reads AVERAGING LONGER. REGRETTING LONGER.

Source: J. B. Johnson, Phys. Rev. 26, 71 (1925) (low-frequency 'flicker effect'); D. W. Allan, Proc. IEEE 54, 221 (1966).

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Details

Size & material11oz · 15oz

Black glossy ceramic mug with a C-handle. Lead- and BPA-free.

  • 11oz: 0.33 l
  • 15oz: 0.44 l
CareDishwasher & microwave safe

Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Microwave safe.

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Returns & replacements21 days

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The physics

Flicker (1/f) noise: spectral density S(f) ∝ 1/fᵅ with α ≈ 1. When the fluctuating quantity is fractional frequency y (flicker FM, S_y(f) ∝ 1/f), the Allan deviation stops falling and flattens into a floor, σ_y(τ) = const, so averaging longer stops helping; for white FM it falls as τ⁻¹ᐟ².

The joke: With white noise σ falls as 1/√τ; with 1/f it plateaus, so the extra 6 hours of averaging bought nothing. The slogan on the mug reads AVERAGING LONGER. REGRETTING LONGER.

Source: J. B. Johnson, Phys. Rev. 26, 71 (1925) (low-frequency 'flicker effect'); D. W. Allan, Proc. IEEE 54, 221 (1966).

Equations

\[S(f) \propto \frac{1}{f^{\alpha}}, \qquad \alpha \approx 1\]
\[S_y(f) \propto \frac{1}{f} \;\Rightarrow\; \sigma_y(\tau) = \text{const}\]
\[\text{white FM: } \sigma_y(\tau) \propto \tau^{-1/2}\]
Symbols
SymbolMeaningUnit
\(S(f)\) noise power spectral density —
\(f\) Fourier frequency \(\mathrm{Hz}\)
\(\alpha\) spectral exponent —
\(y\) fractional frequency —
\(\sigma_y(\tau)\) Allan deviation —
\(\tau\) averaging time \(\mathrm{s}\)