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Kepler Orbit Hoodie
FAST WHEN CLOSE, EXACTLY | Pixelated Physics
Size guide S–5XL · inches
A planet on an ellipse speeds up near the Sun and slows down far away. Johannes Kepler found the exact rule in 1609. An e = 0.6 orbit cut into 12 wedges swept in equal times, from Kepler’s equation M = E − e sin E. Equal areas, so fast when close. Pixel-art unisex hoodie in black; equation, symbols and sources in the physics panel below.
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Size & fitS–5XL
Unisex Heavy Blend hoodie (Gildan 18500), classic fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Measurements in inches. Width and length ±1 in, sleeve (from center back) ±0.75 in.
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The physics
A planet sweeps out equal areas in equal times, which is angular momentum conservation, so it moves fastest when it is closest to the Sun. Kepler's equation, M = E − e sin E, converts the elapsed time into the planet's position on its ellipse.
Equations
| Symbol | Meaning | Unit |
|---|---|---|
| \(A\) | area swept by the line from the Sun to the planet | \(\mathrm{m^2}\) |
| \(L\) | orbital angular momentum | \(\mathrm{kg·m^2/s}\) |
| \(m\) | planet mass | \(\mathrm{kg}\) |
| \(M\) | mean anomaly | \(\mathrm{rad}\) |
| \(E\) | eccentric anomaly | \(\mathrm{rad}\) |
| \(e\) | eccentricity (here 0.6) | \(\mathrm{1}\) |
| \(P\) | orbital period | \(\mathrm{s}\) |
| \(\nu\) | true anomaly, the angle seen from the Sun | \(\mathrm{rad}\) |
Sources
- Kepler (1609) Astronomia Nova, Prague
- Newton (1687) Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, Book I, Prop. 1
- Murray & Dermott, Solar System Dynamics (1999), Ch. 2
Source Kepler, J. (1609). Astronomia Nova. Heidelberg: G. Voegelin.