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Brachistochrone Hoodie
STRAIGHT IS NOT THE FASTEST | Pixelated Physics
Size guide S–5XL · inches
Is the shortest path also the fastest? Not for a bead sliding under gravity. Johann Bernoulli’s 1696 brachistochrone problem is solved by a cycloid, the curve traced by a point on a rolling wheel. It drops steeply first, so the bead gains speed early. From rest to the cycloid’s lowest point, the straight line takes about 18.5% longer. Black pixel-art hoodie; equation, symbols and sources in the physics panel below.
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Size & fitS–5XL
Unisex Heavy Blend hoodie (Gildan 18500), classic fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Measurements in inches. Width and length ±1 in, sleeve (from center back) ±0.75 in.
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The physics
The fastest slide between two points under gravity is not a straight line but a cycloid, the curve traced by a point on a rolling wheel. The steeper start buys speed that more than pays for the longer path.
Equations
| Symbol | Meaning | Unit |
|---|---|---|
| \(x\) | horizontal distance from the start | \(\mathrm{m}\) |
| \(y\) | depth below the start | \(\mathrm{m}\) |
| \(R\) | radius of the rolling circle that draws the cycloid | \(\mathrm{m}\) |
| \(\theta\) | rolling angle of that circle | \(\mathrm{rad}\) |
| \(t\) | time since release from rest | \(\mathrm{s}\) |
| \(g\) | gravitational acceleration | \(\mathrm{m/s^2}\) |
| \(T\) | time to reach the bottom point | \(\mathrm{s}\) |
Sources
- Johann Bernoulli (1696) Problema novum ad cujus solutionem Mathematici invitantur, Acta Eruditorum, June 1696, 269
- Goldstein, Poole & Safko, Classical Mechanics, 3rd ed., Sec. 2.2 (the brachistochrone problem)
- Weisstein, Brachistochrone Problem, MathWorld (opens in a new tab)
Source Bernoulli, Johann (1696). Problema novum ad cujus solutionem Mathematici invitantur. Acta Eruditorum, June 1696, 269.